How to Make the Biggest Water Balloons

Some people like to make little balloons that can be thrown really far but its better to sneak up behind someone and lay the nuke of water balloons on people.  These balloons can get really big, like really big.  If you do it right it will be very beautiful.  The best way to make these is to buy the biggest ones you can find, but to make them go above and beyond their limit you must stretch the balloon before you put water into it, and when you fill them up u must do it in a giant bucket of water.  Gravity is usually what causes the balloons to pop while being filled, so the water lessens the effect of the water being pulled by gravity.  Check this out, give it a try and give me some feedback http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lom70GtwtEU.

How to make a tennis ball lethal, in a game.

When my friends and I would sleep over at each others houses we always thought of a way to make the night as fun as possible.  After running around and messing with people in our neighborhood, we would go to one of our houses and start building forts out of whatever we can get our hands on inside the house.  After starting our forts we would go and buy a set of tennis balls, and a couple glow sticks to tie around our necks. Then the sun goes down and the war starts, we hunker down into our our forts, turn off the lights, and watch for glow sticks to start moving around.  Once we see the lights start moving, tennis balls from all forts would start flying across the room, and every once in a while you will hear a yelp of terror as someone gets hit.  Getting hit in the head is about the most painful thing in the battle, because all of my friends and I were playing baseball.  Two of the four people playing were pitchers in baseball, so my friend and I had the upper hand by having a cannon for an arm. Give this a try and message me and tell me how it went.

P.S.  Using baseballs instead of tennis balls isn’t a very good substitution.  If you want to, you can, but be ready for that big medical bill.

How to Make a Simple Snowball Fight into a War!

I love the snow, it opens many ways to have a good time.  The most traditional way to have fun in the snow is a snowball fight.  My friends and I would always try and make it more entertaining than it normally is, by making teams and creating forts.  The rules would be if you get hit you must sit out until a teammate hits an opponent.  If a whole team gets taken out then that team losses.  Sometimes a person would grab as much snow in their hands, and charge the opponent’s fort, if he makes it across No Mans Land (area between the 2 forts) he would tackle someone.  Both people would be out.  Reference to a suicide bomber; in a snowball fight.  If your determined to overtake their fort, you can crawl into the open and start making little barriers between your fort and theirs.  Usually when you make a barrier the opposing team would try and stop you from gaining land toward their base fort, so you must get as many people to that barrier as possible.  Think of this kind of snowball fight as trench warfare, just without tanks.

P.S. Don’t throw ice blocks, it hurts, ALOT!!

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3 Man Slingshot

Thank to: Frattoys.com

Thanks to: Frattoys.com

On hot summer days everyone is looking for a fun and exciting way to cool off, I find the best way is water balloon fights.  Where I live my friends and I make the local skatepark a very dangerous battle zone.  The slingshot takes two bungie cords and a piece of material that will hold a water balloon, and won’t break if stretched.  Have two people pulling the two bungie cords, and one person pulling the water balloon back as far as you want to shoot, then aim for the unexpecting bikers riding by, release and watch the biker take a fat water balloon to the face.  Just be careful the moving target don’t see you, if they do, pick up the skateboard and leave.  They tend to get kinda mad after getting ahnialated by a blazing ball of water.  Just try not to hit the people that look like they would get butthurt and call the cops.  Although the slingshot may bring some trouble to you, the fun part is watching them blame random people in the skatepark.  If your going to use the slingshot, use it in an area were you can hide the contraption and blend in with a crowd, so they don’t realize it was you that drenched them with water.  Happy Valentines day, and have fun launching water balloons into your valentine’s face.  Send me some videos of you and your friends launching water balloons at people’s faces.

P.S. Please don’t launch tomatoes, cabbage, apples, bananas, carrots, or eggs its gross!